Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Calling all cars. Calling all cars..............

Here are a few suggestions for driving that I think we would all be wise to adopt.

1)If, when driving along a two lane county road, you look into your rear view mirror and the line of traffic behind you stretches out as far as you can see, SPEED UP.

2)If you decide to sit at a stop light or stop sign and watch me approach from a long way off, only to dart out in front of me at the last second, that's ok. Just GO.

3) One would assume that the older a person gets the bigger the hurry they would be in; after all, they may die before they reach their destination. One would be mistaken.

4)The merge lane is, in fact, a merging lane. Do not stop. Do not slow down. For the love of God, speed up and merge!

5)If you have the right-of-way, TAKE IT.

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